This may be the most ingenious comedic satire I will ever witness

Who are these writers? And good Lord, they are so underpaid! Honestly, who thinks up this shit? Hey, so we booked Rosie O’Donnell, queen of all that is lesbian chic, modern-eyewear, and gothic inspired clothing to performan on The Late Late Night Show with Craig Ferguson. And you know what? Lets do a Robert Palmert spoof. Lets throw a black dress on Craig and oh yeah, let’s bring in some midgets. Let’s deck ‘em out in the music video garb and throw them on stage beside Rosie O’Donnell and hell--let them rock out the full performance in our opening act! Craig’s pasty white legs on stage during this performance—not a problem!! I mean, really? Who comes up with this shit? And you know what, I will raise my glass in a toast to that man on any given night. It was sheer comedic genius. To all you Ferguson haters out there—how ‘bout them apples?